January 2012
I want to be friends with a lot of amazing people...
steal-the-tardis:
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liamdryden:
smellslikebread:
And then you...
letmartyhandlethis:
moraniarty:
bilboswagginsofswagend:
cumbercrush:
“i said can you pass me a pen”
“when”
“about an hour ago”
i can just imagine sherlock sitting in a motel room somewhere talking to john, and not remembering that john isn’t there any more.
and then he’ll realize it.
and…
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“And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via farhino)
Reblog if you actually like reading.
kurts-hips-dont-lie:
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
sageoflogic:
ancreatur:
literarybinge:
snagamat:
cloudsareforcertain:
hilarious-motherfucker:
camuizuuki:
iamthemagicks:
iamajeffersonstarship:
sharkieboo:
BEST THING EVER ON THE PLANET IN MY LIFE AND I MEAN THAT THIS TIME
Applicable Snape quotes:
“Ob-viously.”
- as well as -
“Always.”
already a...
I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
Watchsuchateeze:
fleefa:
yourpatronsaintofdenial:
veryadorabull:
kachoomoo:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
hellsdescent:
heysammy:
Instant reblog.
stop what you’re doing and watch
Not reblogging this is a federal offense.
No shame.
BE A MAN AND REBLOG THIS
I always play this when revising.
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Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to
get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
End ACTA and Protect our right to privacy on the... →
heysammy:
almostoutofminutes:
kosmonaunt:
Americans, this is a link to the White House petition to End ACTA and get the Obama Administration to withdraw its support! This petition needs 23,106 signatures by February 20, 2012! Please, Please take a minute to sign this petition!! So far it only has 1,904 signatures. :C
Please pass this along!!
I’m officially signature number 4,709!
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in 100 years
teacher: now class, turn to page 145 on your holographic textbooks. we will be discussing world war 3, which was the internet battling the government
student: i know that war my grandparents fought in it!
People in school are like "Why are you so quiet?"...
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puffedup-popinjay:
I can never just like things. I always become obsessed.
no one of consequence: IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD... →
formaldejekyll:
teacupsandcyanide:
wibblywobblywatson:
faewithoutconsequence:
murphylovesklaine:
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE…
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CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS! Help!!! →
shadesofsky:
Anyone reading this: I need your help! Please please please reblog this post.
I am trying to reach John Green because I have a proposal involvingThe Fault in Our Stars, a play (yes, for the theatre), a project I started last year involving this video, and money raising for This Star Won’t Go Out.
If you personally want more info about my schemes, message me here.
John Green, if...
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no! we must wait 5 seconds
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Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimised...
shut-up-merlin:
tardisingallifrey:
fivepips:
methodicallyunpredictable:
221b—tardis:
peanutbutterclotpole-embrace:
gallifreyan-hufflepuff:
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Reichenbach:
deductism:
I really can’t be bothered to write out my feels, so here:
Moffat
Steve Thompson
Gatiss
Sherlock and John
The angst
The fall
The cemetery scene
All the Sherlock creys, all the John creys
John’s BAMFness (hitting the officer)
Just… everything
My Mum was like - It's okay! Sherlock's alive.
gryffindorteamseeker:
Me:
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I just...
Now how long do I have to wait?
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The TARDIS lands in your backyard. Reblog if you...
ohmypreciousgirl:
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