June 2012
onionchester:
oh my god but shy dean though it’s just the cutest thing
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heathyr:
Being a Supernatural fan is getting weird looks as you talk about the show in public because these people either think you’re super religious or are a satanist.
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English: I am currently unable to properly articulate my feelings because of the intense emotions caused by this fictional scenario.
Tumblr: I can't even because dead/
Seeing someone you know outside of school:
totally-relatable:
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag:
“some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
otterbatch:
otterbatch:
It’s 6PM, and unless my screenwriting professor believes the lie-filled email I just sent him about viruses, this is what he is reading instead of my final screenplay:
Hands kneading into the bed, Sherlock’s cock twitches obscenely, already leaking pre-come. John gives the tip a filthy, open-mouthed kiss before skipping past it and licking a long, wet stripe up...
kanyewesticle:
signing up to something
”Try again. This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, (at least) one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull”
I'd rather be weird as fuck than be boring as...